May the 4th be with you!
Every time someone says “May the Force be with you”:
Do thirty push-ups.
Every time someone says “I have a bad feeling about this”:
Do thirty crunches.
Every time someone says the words “Jedi” or “Sith”:
Do twenty jumping jacks.
Every time R2-D2 saves the day:
Hold the plank position for one minute.
Every time Han Solo flashes his ridiculously amazing smile:
Do ten chin-ups or pull-ups.
Every time someone makes a jump to hyperspace:
Do thirty squats.